Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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