meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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