This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You ruined the universe
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
