I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My bed smells like the plague
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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