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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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