I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize