Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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