had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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