he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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