i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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