I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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