so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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