if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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