I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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