your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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