Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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