tell your sister to shave her snatch
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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