Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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