Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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