he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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