where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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