yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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