is your mom at the bar?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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