I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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