he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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