it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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