we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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