Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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