I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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