I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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