CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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