I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Sober January is a disaster.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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