Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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