: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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