I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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