i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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