3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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