It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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