The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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