that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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