So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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