I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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