When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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