Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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