we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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