My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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