Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize