I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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