that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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