but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
i out mim tonsoeep
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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