It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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