There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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