What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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