How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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